Fita Effect
Reposting my blog from my Friendster account wriiten July 23, 2006. This entry never fails to make me smile and shake my head.
Once upon a time in a not so far away land, a city girl met a not-so-city boy. They became good friends. Ironically, the boy is always shy and polite, and seems to be so reserved, while the girl is the loud type, has such a potty mouth, and is so much exposed to the devilish minds of both genders. Without any romantic inclinations, not-so-city boy is always willing to do things for her, taking every opportunity to get a good conversation about anything under the sun at anytime of the day (or night). However, no matter how much the girl tries to convince herself that she finally has an "innocent" male friend, she knew that it could be a case of "too good to be true".
One afternoon, the girl was browsing through the boy's cellphone..VOILA! Without being very nosy, she discovered that her number was saved under a guy's name! For heaven's sake! What else could be the reason for that??? Oh well, the girl had no choice but to let out her female instincts. Funny thing was, without even confronting the boy yet who she thought was a rare species of the opposite sex, not-so-city boy did one of the most ridiculous things that the girl has not experienced in her entire life. Instead of pleading guilty or not guilty to the charge of LYING on his "single status", he said:
"Pero bakit naman kailangan pang ibahin ang name mo? May masama ba kung malalaman ng gf ko (if ever na meron nga)? Wla naman dapat itago since nothing unusual ang text mo dba?"
Ay, nag Fita ata sya?! ("bakit ngayon lang ako, d ko ba alam na nakakainis yung ginawa ko? I hate me, I hate me!" *slapping his own face*)
Hahaha!!! That was one moment in the girl's life that she had a good laugh! The smell of victory, men's lying aptitude was once again defeated by the mighty city girl (LoL). The joys of being unsheltered. Ahhh men...as the song goes, "Mula Batanes hanggang Jolo"... Liar=Men, tsk, tsk, they'e everywhere, in all shapes and sizes.
The look on his face? .... priceless!!! The expression on her face? Gleaming with triumph!!!
So how did the story end?
Well, it really hasn't ended yet, in fact the friendship did not end at all (although not-so-city boy was almost into burying himself out of shame for a week).
(Any similarities to persons living or dead is purely coincidental, but any questions maybe entertained)=P
One afternoon, the girl was browsing through the boy's cellphone..VOILA! Without being very nosy, she discovered that her number was saved under a guy's name! For heaven's sake! What else could be the reason for that??? Oh well, the girl had no choice but to let out her female instincts. Funny thing was, without even confronting the boy yet who she thought was a rare species of the opposite sex, not-so-city boy did one of the most ridiculous things that the girl has not experienced in her entire life. Instead of pleading guilty or not guilty to the charge of LYING on his "single status", he said:
"Pero bakit naman kailangan pang ibahin ang name mo? May masama ba kung malalaman ng gf ko (if ever na meron nga)? Wla naman dapat itago since nothing unusual ang text mo dba?"
Ay, nag Fita ata sya?! ("bakit ngayon lang ako, d ko ba alam na nakakainis yung ginawa ko? I hate me, I hate me!" *slapping his own face*)
Hahaha!!! That was one moment in the girl's life that she had a good laugh! The smell of victory, men's lying aptitude was once again defeated by the mighty city girl (LoL). The joys of being unsheltered. Ahhh men...as the song goes, "Mula Batanes hanggang Jolo"... Liar=Men, tsk, tsk, they'e everywhere, in all shapes and sizes.
The look on his face? .... priceless!!! The expression on her face? Gleaming with triumph!!!
So how did the story end?
Well, it really hasn't ended yet, in fact the friendship did not end at all (although not-so-city boy was almost into burying himself out of shame for a week).
(Any similarities to persons living or dead is purely coincidental, but any questions maybe entertained)=P
posted by Olie at 9:35 PM
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